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MEIMU: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!
SHANGHAI: I don't have a father, numbn -- Wait, your mother actually let you watch that?
MEIMU: No, I just downloaded it, you DOLL!
SHANGHAI: Fair enough.
MEIMU: ARGH JUST FLIP OUT ALREADY! I don't see you coming up with a better idea on how to lie!!
SHANGHAI: Idea number one: try not doing something so dangerous and crazy that you'll get into trouble no matter what you say. Which is the other problem with what you did.
MEIMU: That's just stupid, SHORTY!
SHANGHAI: Idea number two: tell her you're sorry and you won't do anything like that again.
MEIMU: Yeah right! Like I'll give up THAT easily!
SHANGHAI: Well, it's lying you wanted help with. Anyway, you really don't get the whole "trying to convince people to help you" thing, huh?

MEIMU: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!
SHANGHAI: I don't have a father, numbn -- Wait, your mother actually let you watch that?
MEIMU: No, I just downloaded it, you DOLL!
SHANGHAI: Fair enough.
MEIMU: ARGH JUST FLIP OUT ALREADY! I don't see you coming up with a better idea on how to lie!!
SHANGHAI: Idea number one: try not doing something so dangerous and crazy that you'll get into trouble no matter what you say. Which is the other problem with what you did.
MEIMU: That's just stupid, SHORTY!
SHANGHAI: Idea number two: tell her you're sorry and you won't do anything like that again.
MEIMU: Yeah right! Like I'll give up THAT easily!
SHANGHAI: Well, it's lying you wanted help with. Anyway, you really don't get the whole "trying to convince people to help you" thing, huh?

MEIMU: You're favoritizing the evil unfair adults, aren't you!!
SHANGHAI: Now you're just being dense.
MEIMU: GRRRR ... mmmmph ... mmmhhh ...
SHANGHAI: Trying to calm down?
MEIMU: Y-yeah ... umm ... mmrrrrgh ... W-well ... like ... how long do I need to be doing ... not-crazy things?
SHANGHAI: Hm?
MEIMU: Your, um, first idea-thing, how long do I need to be doing stuff that won't get me in trouble?
SHANGHAI: It's more about the degree of troublitude than about the total number of individual things to do. Still not helping you, by the way.
MEIMU: ARGH. Mmmmph ... w-well, uh ... you're really pretty, y-you know!
SHANGHAI: Hm, interesting. Trying flattery, are we, girl?
MEIMU: ... y-yeah, you're pretty for a FLATTY!!
SHANGHAI: Pffffffheeheehee. OK, girl, it turns out that ineptly-backhanded comments are my one weakness. Try harder!

MEIMU: You're favoritizing the evil unfair adults, aren't you!!
SHANGHAI: Now you're just being dense.
MEIMU: GRRRR ... mmmmph ... mmmhhh ...
SHANGHAI: Trying to calm down?
MEIMU: Y-yeah ... umm ... mmrrrrgh ... W-well ... like ... how long do I need to be doing ... not-crazy things?
SHANGHAI: Hm?
MEIMU: Your, um, first idea-thing, how long do I need to be doing stuff that won't get me in trouble?
SHANGHAI: It's more about the degree of troublitude than about the total number of individual things to do. Still not helping you, by the way.
MEIMU: ARGH. Mmmmph ... w-well, uh ... you're really pretty, y-you know!
SHANGHAI: Hm, interesting. Trying flattery, are we, girl?
MEIMU: ... y-yeah, you're pretty for a FLATTY!!
SHANGHAI: Pffffffheeheehee. OK, girl, it turns out that ineptly-backhanded comments are my one weakness. Try harder!

> [Strife] Meimu: Work off of weakness and interpret it literally.

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Asterus

I think our choice is obvious. Though I wonder how long Yukari would put up with us being stuck here before giving up and gap-ing Meimu so she doesn't keep the other two waiting.

Greg

Argumentify: Angrily argue against acquiring adult approval.

WatcherCCG

> Grow some maturity and apologize.

memnarch

this is a battle of words and wits. as a somewhat foolish 10yearold, we are quite lacking in the second.

>Argumentify: Angrily argue against acquiring adult approval.

Jindra34

>Insinuate based on fair-like features of foe.

Jindra34

fairy not fair...

mindscapegates

Address: Introduce yourself and request her name.

CATCH HER OFF GUARD!

Xaltwind

>Argumentify: Accuse Doll of favouritizing the evil, unfair adults.

Asterus

Alternatively:
>Access past strategies from Gensoyko's leader in psychological warfare and employ the "Stu! pid! Head!" gambit
(Yes, I went on an archive binge :P)

Wolf

>Meimu: Continue with the Monty Python bits to throw her off some more, since you almost had something there.

Dizzy H. Muffin

Strife updated.

Greg

Backhanded compliments, okay.

>Address: Tell doll she's more intelligent than the average block of wood.

Morgan

I gotta say, the quality of her banter seemed a lot better during 12.3i. Did she keep it all in her fancier hair ribbon or something? o.O

Dizzy H. Muffin

B'duh, it's been years since I wrote that.</doylist> Also this time, it isn't all planned in advance, and involves an individual she knows basically nothing about.</watsonian>

linkhyrule5

Bahaha. Poor Masha. You'll get the hang of it!

... eventually.

Oh, Muffin - could you make an RSS feed for the comments, or post a dummy update, so we know when the Strife updates?

Dizzy H. Muffin

There is an RSS feed for the comments.

Xaltwind

>Argumentify: Praise her ribbon, by comparing it to a pair of underwear!

... I don't even know, don't ask.

Asterus

@Xaltwind
Maybe if this image had been spread back when Cirno was a 9ball?