MEIMU: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!
SHANGHAI: I don't have a father, numbn -- Wait, your mother actually let you watch that?
MEIMU: No, I just downloaded it, you DOLL!
SHANGHAI: Fair enough.
MEIMU: ARGH JUST FLIP OUT ALREADY! I don't see you coming up with a better idea on how to lie!!
SHANGHAI: Idea number one: try not doing something so dangerous and crazy that you'll get into trouble no matter what you say. Which is the other problem with what you did.
MEIMU: That's just stupid, SHORTY!
SHANGHAI: Idea number two: tell her you're sorry and you won't do anything like that again.
MEIMU: Yeah right! Like I'll give up THAT easily!
SHANGHAI: Well, it's lying you wanted help with. Anyway, you really don't get the whole "trying to convince people to help you" thing, huh?
MEIMU: You're favoritizing the evil unfair adults, aren't you!!
SHANGHAI: Now you're just being dense.
MEIMU: GRRRR ... mmmmph ... mmmhhh ...
SHANGHAI: Trying to calm down?
MEIMU: Y-yeah ... umm ... mmrrrrgh ... W-well ... like ... how long do I need to be doing ... not-crazy things?
MEIMU: Your, um, first idea-thing, how long do I need to be doing stuff that won't get me in trouble?
SHANGHAI: It's more about the degree of troublitude than about the total number of individual things to do. Still not helping you, by the way.
MEIMU: ARGH. Mmmmph ... w-well, uh ... you're really pretty, y-you know!
SHANGHAI: Hm, interesting. Trying flattery, are we, girl?
MEIMU: ... y-yeah, you're pretty for a FLATTY!!
SHANGHAI: Pffffffheeheehee. OK, girl, it turns out that ineptly-backhanded comments are my one weakness. Try harder!