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MEIMU: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OUT OR NOT!?
SHANGHAI: I dunno. Is there any point? You aren't even going to consider the possibility of taking my advice, or thinking about what you did wrong, or working on how you could improve your chances next time. Seriously, what are you, eight?
MEIMU: I'm TEN!
SHANGHAI: Again with the missing-the-point.

MEIMU: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OUT OR NOT!?
SHANGHAI: I dunno. Is there any point? You aren't even going to consider the possibility of taking my advice, or thinking about what you did wrong, or working on how you could improve your chances next time. Seriously, what are you, eight?
MEIMU: I'm TEN!
SHANGHAI: Again with the missing-the-point.

Well, then! You know what's going to happen now. Asking nicely has clearly failed, and you must resort to Strife. This is not a battle of magic and bullets, but rather words and wit. This is Strife Modus: Converse!

Shanghai, of course, cares not one bit for when her opponent is outmatched or unarmed. Honestly, you'd have better luck if it was a danmaku duel. But you've now forgotten that the Kawadec ruse was meant to be a distaction.

> Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running-

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Drakos

>Meimu: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!" (insert other tantrummy stuff here)

Also, behind the scenes: >Meimu: Remember we had a reason to call Shanghai, but fail to recall what it WAS because we're too busy throwing a tantrum.

Greg

>Meimu: Try to insult Shanghai by calling her a doll, then flip out when it's not even recognized as an insult.

VoxRationalis

>Meimu: Try to open an aperture through the kawadec connection. If that fails, listen attentively to the doll's advice.

Dimastine

Counter by asking what excuse she'd come up with

Jindra34

>Meimu: Try to get her to come up with a useable excuse by taunting her about the fact that she couldn't do better.
>Meimu: Be slightly pleased she didn't say you were nine.

mindscapegates

>Command: Tantrum-Kind - Insult
(Unable to use proper argument techniques)
>Meimu: Insult her height!

Xaltwind

>Meimu: Yell hastily and poorly constructed insult at the Doll before closing the Kawadec-connection in a true, ten-year old's hissy fit.

Kharne

>Meimu: How fitting, you fight like a cow!

Hey, it worked for Guybrush, right?