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Touhou Nekokayou: Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red #36

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Characters: Sakuya Izayoi, Remilia Scarlet, Tenshi Hinanai, Hieda no Akyu

This comic takes one of the main points of an article in Perfect Memento, which Remilia summarizes in panel 2, and takes it to its logical conclusion: youkai don't need to harm humans, and as a result, they are doing so less and less. It also references the article on Celestials, as well. (Yes, vampires are youkai.)

Incidentally, I have finally done what I expected I'd do since comic #1: I reused the last panel there.

To make it so that Tenshi's hair didn't completely obscure Remilia's face in the last three panels, I assembled three different versions of each one: one with Tenshi's hair as normal, one with Youki's hair (since he's the only create.swf character who doesn't have hair touching that part of his face), and one without Tenshi (since Youki's stray lock of hair got in the way). It's not perfect, of course, but if I wanted perfection I wouldn't rely on create.swf ...

Transcript

  1. (Remilia and Sakuya stand in the SDM's hallway.)
    Remilia: Hmph!
    Sakuya: Mistress? What's wrong?
  2. (Remilia angrily turns on Sakuya.)
    Remilia: It's the fact that Gensokyo has become a peaceful place where humans don't fear youkai! I can't feed on humans who don't fear me!
    Remilia SFX: Rawr!
    Sakuya SFX: startled by outburst
  3. Sakuya: Uh ... okay, first of all, you yourself *chose* to feed only from humans who fear you. Second, you technically don't need to drink blood at all, you do just fine with normal food.
    Remilia: Yeah, well, I *want* to!
    Sakuya: Um ... fair enough.
  4. Sakuya: Look, Mistress, I really think you have a blood problem.
    Remilia: I do not! I can quit any time I like! I just refuse to, that's all!
  5. (Remilia flies away from the SDM under a parasol.)
    Remilia: Hmmph ... stupid Sakuya, she can't tell me what to do! I'm the mistress of the mansion, and she's just my maid!
  6. (Remilia glances up.)
    Remilia: I'll show her! I'll find a human who fears me enough to -- huh?
  7. (Tenshi lounges around on a cloud.)
    Tenshi: Blah, bored ... what to do ... oh, I know, I'll drop rocks on the Shrine. (after making sure nobody's in it)
  8. (Closeup of Remilia, eyes in circles as she ponders furiously.)
    Text: Tenshi = Celestial ... Celestial = human who has entered heaven ... therefore, Tenshi = human!
    Smaller Text: Also, I beat her up once, and I am associated with Mokou, who is associated with Wriggle, who also beat her up, so she'd be afraid of me!
  9. (Closeup of Remilia with Light Yagami's smirk.)
    Text: JUST AS PLANNED!
  10. (Remilia flies up to where Tenshi is.)
    Remilia: RAWR!
    Tenshi: Eeek! A vampire who can go out in daylight!
  11. (Remilia bites Tenshi's neck.)
    Remilia: Om nom nom nom nom.
    Tenshi: Kyan!
  12. Narration from Akyu: The bodies of Celestials are poisonous to youkai.
    Remilia: (turning green) Nmmmph
  13. (Remilia's face catches on fire.)
    SFX: boomies

All Touhou characters are © Team Shanghai Alice and/or ZUN; create.swf is ⑨ KirbyM with help from Thefre. "Sakura petals" brush in main/4koma logo was made by Kisara Girl. "Falling leaves" brush in 60-Years logo came with Photoshop.

4 Comments (auto-closed) (rss feed)

Tewi Inonymous

See, Vampires DO NOM!

Kimiko Muffin

Yeah, I guess Yuyuko's imaginings in #20 were wrong, then!

Solarn

I like how any kind of harm results in the affected person's head lighting on fire. XD

Myrrh

Om Nom Nom Nom Nom *-* xD