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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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You are now YUKARI YAKUMO. You are a MANIPULATION-OF-WHATEVER YOUKAI (a common-enough type of human-appearance YOUKAI) -- in your case, BOUNDARIES. This includes metaphysical ones, i.e. "BORDER OF NIGHT AND DAY." Since concievably anything can be considered a metaphorical boundary (i.e. one's body is the BOUNDARY BETWEEN WORLD AND SELF), you are functionally a REALITY WARPER. You are also one of the oldest beings currently inhabiting GENSŌKYŌ. You have a SHIKIGAMI (which is like a FAMILIAR except humanoid) named RAN YAKUMO, a nine-tailed FOX. She in turn has a SHIKIGAMI of her own named CHEN, a two-tailed cat. You are ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY together.

Your plans for the day involved FOOLING AROUND, which is also your main hobby. However, you must add yourself to the number of people whose plans were disrupted by this new INCIDENT. You don't intend to do much, though. REIMU is more than capable of resolving these INCIDENTS, and she's always so enthusiastic about it. You may decide to pester her about it, though, especially if you manage to find something out on your own. On the other hand, over the years she's started to get used to it, which isn't any fun.

You try to detect that whatever-it-is you sensed in ALICE earlier. Hmm ... nope, it's gone again. You hadn't sensed it since your earlier conversation, either. You still haven't worked out any particular pattern to when it was happening, which would be great for figuring out what the hell it is and what it's actually doing.

What will you do first?

> Yukari: Quickly retrieve arms from gap.

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Sean

Yukari: Quickly retrieve arms from gap

Cheeeeeen

Quickly engage shenanigans with the border of having arms and not having arms, thereby acquiring arms.

-ED

> Yukari: Retrieve Reimu's arms from gap.

Kitsune Inari

> Yukari: Notice how you already have arms, and thus you don't need to retrieve them from anywhere.

Yes, I like to meta.

Zemyla

Came here for Retrieve Arms gag. Was not disappointed.

For content: > What are Ran and Chen doing?

Yuyuko

>quickly retrieve arms of everyone in gensokyo

chimi

> Yukari Yakumo, Youkai of Boundaries, Source of Spiriting-Away, Lord of All Youkai, Mastermind of the World, Ultimate Guardian of the Border, Embodiment of Gensokyo Itself, Planeswalker, The One and True God of Hakurei: Being annoyingly vague about incidents is YOUR shtick. Mima delenda est!

Bocaj

>Yukari: Quickly order Ran to quickly retrieve your arms from tails

Arcc

>Yukari: Gap the border of Mima-is-a-newt and Mima-is-not-a-newt.

Shinku Tsuki

>Yukari: Retrieve Kaguya's laptop from gap.
Or
>Yukari:Go after the black-white who isn't as enthusiastic as Reimu.

Tosanu

Manipulate border of sensing the earlier thing and not sensing the earlier thing.

Arcc

>Yukari: Wait! Didn't Marisa already return home? Is she hiding in the shadows?

teejeh

> Yukari: Manipulate the boundary between being Yukari and being Yuyuko.

SeasideMessenger

>Yukari: Manipulate border of "not having Suika's gourd" and "having Suika's gourd".

SAWBlade

> Yukari: Manipulte the border between... oh shiii RUN SHE KNOWS WE ARE HERE!!! ASDFGH


or similar.

Cleric

>Yukari: The fourth wall counts as a boundary, right? Consult with Muffin about the incident.

Young Demon Lord

> Yukari: Quickly retrieve arms from wherever you damn well please.

(also, captcha: 0+0=0)

Dizzy H. Slightly Voided

@Arcc: Marisa's at her old house in another part of the forest, you goofball!

RKS Blitzer

Yukari: Retrieve arms from gap.

Yukari: Create new spellcard called "Boundary: Difference of Truth and Lies", complete with cake-shaped danmaku.

Saiai

> Yukari: Be Chen. For just a little bit.

Duran

Yukari: tweak your introduction page so it says instead of one of the "oldest youkais", put "Is a beautiful 17 year old"

MstrSwrd

Heh. The captcha was 9.

Anyway, moving on.

>Yukari: Analyze what you know about the feeling you felt before, perhaps think about the fact that, since you are essentially a reality-warper, perhaps there are other realities, like one in which you yourself are a character in a comic on the internet, and that the unknown feeling is us viewers/readers giving suggestions for the comics direction.

Or not. That works too.

Arcc

At any rate, I can't believe you gave us Yukari. The story will never advance again, because we'll be too busy gapping every border in sight. On that note:

>Yukari: Remove all the outlines in the picture.

Spirit Tsunami

Yeah, it's got to be "Quickly retrieve arms from gap".

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