Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
So, yeah. You are NITORI KAWASHIRO. You are a KAPPA. Contrary to popular mythology, you look more like a CUTE GIRL than a hairless green-skinned platypus with a turtle shell. In fact, you're given to understand that a lot of species of YOUKAI have been changing like that since the HAKUREI BORDER formed.
Your plans for today involved testing your IMPROVED OPTICAL CAMOUFLAGE by using it for pranks -- shenangians, as it were, which border on the titular. Previously, those with YOUKAI VISION, magical skills, or training in YOUKAI EXTERMINATION (which is thankfully no longer remotely literal) were not only able to see you, you glowed brightly. However, you have put this on hold, because you need to inform HAKUREI REIMU, the MIKO of the HAKUREI SHRINE, about an INCIDENT.
You have all manner of SCIENTIFIC APPARATUS and FANASTIC INVENTIONS with you, monitoring your current physical status and that of the world around you. Your body temperature is 33°C -- perfectly normal for a KAPPA -- and your heart rate is a nominal 74 BPM. Your red blood cell count and white blood cell count are also in the norm. The air you are breathing contians nothing out of the ordinary aside from the TRACE PLANT MATTER that is common in this type of forest, along with harmless traces of MAGIC. The temperature is a pleasant 28°C, the sky is CLEAR, and there is a gentle breeze blowing towards the MISTY LAKE.
What will you do first?