CSA0001: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
You are MARISA KIRISAME. You call yourself an ORDINARY WITCH, even though you are approximately the third-biggest name in GENSŌKYŌ, a sealed-away reality which contains many examples of MAGIC, YOUKAIs, and MISCELLANEOUS SUPERNATURAL SHENANIGANS. You live in the FOREST OF MAGIC with ALICE MARGATROID, the love of your life. It is mid-morning, and you have just arrived at your old home, a COTTAGE in another part of the FOREST.
You briefly ponder the fact that RED TEXT is text which has been localized from JAPANESE to ENGLISH for the convenience of NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS; text which is colored MIDORI has merely been transliterated from JAPANESE CHARACTERS into ROMAJI TEXT for the inconvenience of NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS; and BLUE TEXT was already in English. You also make a mental note that if you are given a COMMAND formed as a QUESTION, you can simply think of the answer to the best of your ability.
However, you brush aside such concerns, and set your sights on today's plans, which consist of experiments involving MUSHROOMS which, being natives to the MAGIC FOREST, are sure to have magical properties. The ultimate goal: produce a large amount of NON-DESTRUCTIVE MAGICAL ENERGY. This will be somewhat difficult, because you're mostly only good at the other kind. Your kitchen, however, has not yet been prepared for such things, nor do you have any MUSHROOMS.
What will you do first?