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Touhou Nekokayou: Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red #84

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Characters: Flandre Scarlet, Koishi Komeiji, Satori Komeiji, Sakuya Izayoi

The title comes from the fact that the punchline is borrowed from one of the earliest flashes by KirbyM.

Yeah, this one's a bit naughty, I suppose. But with Koishi's ... reputation, what were you expecting? In any event, they've obviously gotten over the awkwardness by the time of Catness ...

One advantage of making transcripts as I make the comic is that I can just copy and paste text to and from the panels. :3

Oh yeah! Here are doors for people to use. (The "dark" one is the variant I used for Koishi's bedroom door.) Would be nice if credit was given to me, unless KirbyM decides to steal them.

Transcript

  1. (Flandre (in her older form) and Koishi wander through the Underground.)
    Flandre: Wow, it really has been getting colder, huh?
    Koishi: Yeah, I'm glad we're not humans, they have way lower tolerance for that kind of thing, right?
    Flandre SFX: transformed into older form, but still with younger voice
  2. Flandre: So, was there any reason you wanted big-me? I mean, it's slightly harder to snuggle in your lap now ...
    Koishi: (slyly) Well, maybe, but being the same size as each other has its advantages, too!
    Flandre: Oh? Like what?
  3. (Koishi leads Flandre over to an area with a smallish opening in the side of the tunnel.)
    Koishi: Well, let's start with this nice secluded abandoned little crawlspace over there ...
    Flandre: Ooh, looks kinda cozy!
  4. (Koishi leads her straight to the opening.)
    Koishi: Heh, c'mon! We're not likely to get caught here even without my subconsciousness-barrier.
    Flandre: Heh ...
  5. (The next few panels are spoken with Flandre and Koishi speaking from inside the crawlspace.)
    Flandre: So first ...
    Koishi: Well, of course!
  6. Flandre: Mmmmmm ...
    Koishi: Mmmmmmm!
    SFX: SFX: MAKEOUTS
  7. Flandre: Heh ... this is nice ...
    Koishi: Hee, thanks! Now ...
  8. Flandre: (eyes closed cheerfully) Ah! Hey, watch it, that tickles!
    Koishi: (sly) Heh, I'll tickle you *real* good!
  9. Flandre: (blushing, alarmed) W-wha! HEY! Um, c-careful there!
    Koishi: (startled) Oh, whoops! S-sorry! I didn't mean ... wait ...
  10. Koishi: (also blushing now) ... Oh ... you don't ... know about ...
    Flandre: Huh? W-what is it?
  11. Flandre: (concerned) Don't know about what? ... Koishi!?
    Koishi: (empty grey speech balloon)
  12. (Satori stands in front of the door to Koishi's room.)
    Koishi: (from inside) bvzndlwbgrjdb
    Satori: Yes, Koishi ... that's the *other* reason why her sister and I don't approve of your relationship.
  13. (Flandre, back in her younger form, approaches Sakuya in a random SDM hallway.)
    Flandre: Sakuya ... what's sex?
    Sakuya: .....

All Touhou characters are © Team Shanghai Alice and/or ZUN; create.swf is ⑨ KirbyM with help from Thefre. "Sakura petals" brush in main/4koma logo was made by Kisara Girl. "Falling leaves" brush in 60-Years logo came with Photoshop.

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Morgan

Oh, I've already thought of a (non-ecchi) way of making it worse ...

... What's that in reply to? `.`

Kimiko Muffin

The "disturbing" bit. But I'll leave that for one of the prose-fics. (Either one where Remilia meets Satori, or the one I'm also plotting about Sakuya's backstory.)

Morgan

Oh.

By "disturbing", I meant in the "Isn't that kind of like child abuse?" sort of way, so I hope you're not doing something like that...

Tewi Inonymous

Morgan, it has stopped them ever since we started talking about flandre. Do you really want normal(ie batshit) flandre to get horny?

and yeah definitely child abuse, but what is remilia supposed to do with her sister? who's main hobby before snuggling koishi was mass destruction. Kill her?

Morgan

Morgan, it has stopped them ever since we started talking about flandre. Do you really want normal(ie batshit) flandre to get horny?

Doujinshi artists don't seem to feel the same way. (Okay, so some of them have older Flandre to start with.)

And... sure, why not? `.`

Any sign that Remilia had tried to do *anything* other than what amounts to ignoring the problem and hoping it would go away would be nice.

Kimiko Muffin

Well ... she did get Mokou and Kaguya on it. (Though that was more recent ...)

Pyrus

...horny Flandre...That has possiblities...
Normal Flandre would blow stuff up and kill people as a form of play.
That might mean horny Flandre would blow stuff up and rape people as a form of play: "Prepare yourself puny...whatever you are! I, Flandre Scarlet shall take you -- HARD!! Try not to die before I'm finished. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tewi Inonymous

Pyrus: Yeah, pretty much what i assume horny flandre would be like. Not a pretty sight.

Morgan: It'd be nice, but zun doesn't characterize much. And it's been 500 years, for all we know she tried lots of things and they didn't work.
The kaguya and mokou thing shows that at least muffin remilia is probably still trying things. It's just nothing worked until she got a friend who she can't casually murder(and who habitually mind hax her.).

Anonymous

ive seen a lot of fan art that pairs flandre and koishi recently, i wonder if this comic has anything to do with that

Kimiko Muffin

Hah, no, that's been going on practically since SA came out.

Solarn

Oh, I've already thought of a (non-ecchi) way of making it worse ...

...

Please don't. I have several ideas of what you might be thinking of and all of them make either Remilia or Flandre look like a complete monster not deserving of all the positive attention they are receiving in your canon. And that's just... not good.

Kimiko Muffin

Oh, don't worry, I have ways around that, too.

SomethingUnreal

/ Modified by Kimiko Muffin:

@krisslanza: Quite possibly.

Torpedo

lol, I love this one.

lots of comments all about horny flandre, but A point is being missed here. A flandre who's sexually active... its a flandre whos MORE destructive once a month.

Think about that for a second. Thats how long you've got till you get blown to smithereens, lol.

Young Demon Lord

lots of comments all about horny flandre, but A point is being missed here. A flandre who's sexually active... its a flandre whos MORE destructive once a month.

I disagree. That's a Flandre who's sexually developed. A Flandre who's sexually active just likes to have her fun, and that's true whether she looks like she's 10 or 100. She can have a body that looks like a ten-year-old human and still enjoy the pleasurable feelings brought about by such activities.

Kimiko Muffin

I think Torpedo was talking about PMS.

And I'm assuming that, since they're technically dead, vamires don't have that cycle.

Young Demon Lord

I think Torpedo was talking about PMS.

I'm aware of this. And I still disagree with his point. I'm not a bio major or anything, but I'm pretty sure that the menstrual cycle comes only with the sexual development of the female, not with the sexual activity. Also, I'm pretty sure that No Cycle == No Hormonal Weirdness Announcing The Cycle. Please correct me if I'm wrong about the triggers that start a woman's cycle.

In other words, regardless of whether or not Flandre and Koishi get it on, Flandre shouldn't be more destructive once a month unless she has a menstrual cycle.

My whole point here is that I believe that Torpedo's use of the phrase "sexually active" was incorrect.

Kimiko Muffin

Kay. |3

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