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Touhou Nekokayou: Scarlet Weather Archive in Japanese Red #149

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Characters: Cirno, Sunny Milk, The Other Other Two Fairies

FAIRY WARS ARE HERE! They begin over there. They'll end in a little bit! Or, well, maybe four more after this, I dunno. Also, the hardest part of trying to maintain an arc-number in this format is that there aren't many places to put it. However, I appear to have found an actual purpose for it! (Hooray for comics which use pre-planned elements but which were also the result of feeling Not Very Awake!)

I decided that out of the three fairies (and, indeed, out of the rest of the cast), Sunny Milk should be the one to directly match Cirno's "enthusiasm." I quickly realized that this would also result in ... escalation.

Create.swf lacks Sunny's "Sun" bullets. I had to, uh, make do. I am satisfied with the results, though ...

Transcript

  1. (Cirno flies through a lightly-wooded area at night.)
    Cirno: Well, I guess I'm almost at the Three Fairies' hideout! Time to give 'em a nice whacking!
  2. (Sunny Milk flies in.)
    Sunny Milk: Not if I mid-boss you to bits first!
    Cirno: Weeeellllllllllll, if it isn't the boss of bosses herself!
  3. (The pre-battle interface captions appear again, and Cirno brandishes her sword while Sunny Milk sends out danmaku.)
    Text: SPELL CARD SET!
    Text: ROUND 1
    Sunny Milk: Now just what makes you think you have any chance of taking all of us on?
    Cirno: I dunno, I've never had any reason to think I couldn't!
    Text: CIRNO: BULLET-FREEZING GAL VS SUNNY MILK: SKY FAIRY OF LACTOSE
  4. (Sunny Milk sends out lasers and fire along with the other bullets.)
    Sunny Milk: Then let's see how you like FIRE YOU CAN'T FREEZE AND LASERS THAT BREAK YOUR ICE!
    Cirno: Ah!
  5. (The danmaku swarms outward, and Cirno dodges.)
    Cirno: Bah, even without freezing, I could just dodge this all day! -- I mean night!
    Sunny Milk: What, you think you have an advantage just because I'm a sun-fairy and it's nighttime?
  6. (Cirno dodges a fireball and deflects a laser with her ice-sword.)
    Cirno: Yeah right! Even if it was high noon, I could cut off your hand and go "who's your daddy"!
    SFX: KSHH
  7. (A bullet hits Cirno in the face.)
    Cirno: OW!
    SFX: SPOOOOOOON
    Sunny Milk: Nope, I guess I should just bring in the others, then! LUNA! STAR!
  8. (Star Sapphire comes down from above, while Luna Child arrives from behind Sunny Milk.)
    Star Sapphire: You may be a "nine," while we three are two "sixes" and a "five!"
    Cirno: ... What?
    Luna Child: So separately, we're less than you are!
    Sunny Milk: But together, we are *more* than nine! ... and ... I forget what it adds up to!
  9. (The three fairies pose together.)
    Sunny Milk: But, uh, the bottom line is ... BEHOLD THE POWER OF COOPERATION!
    Cirno: (nervous) I think I'll go back to freezing bullets now.

All Touhou characters are © Team Shanghai Alice and/or ZUN; create.swf is ⑨ KirbyM with help from Thefre. "Sakura petals" brush in main/4koma logo was made by Kisara Girl. "Falling leaves" brush in 60-Years logo came with Photoshop.

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DiMastine

I thought Utsuho was the (6)?
6+6+5=17

TARDISES

Don't worry, Cirno. You've got one of the EASIER routes overall. (Luna is a bitch on a stage 3. Sunny has annoyingly hard spellcards if on... I forget if stage 1 or 2. REALLY hard to dodge, though (not as hard as say, the vajra on anything above easy, but you get the idea)

also, my reaction was HOORAY! *insert walfas!Cirno here*

Bocaj

I wonder which one of them is the five. I'm going to guess Luna.

TARDISES

I'm guessing Star, since her strength is nothing to do with the light.

TARDISES

I'm guessing Star, since her strength is nothing to do with the light.

TARDISES

Oh derp I didn't mean to double-comment.


*shoots self with ice*
*pichuun*

Bocaj

I guess it could be Sunny since her power is weaker at night.

TARDISES

That does make sense. Meaning it would be Luna who's the 5 during the day. (and it'd be 2 five-point-fives and a six at dusk or dawn.)

BigB

Muffin! You have gone back on your word! I see a stealth 9 reference!

Dizzy H. Muffin

I just said I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, not that it wouldn't show up at all~

Wolf

So I see you're continuing with the number 17 in this chapter as well Muffin.

In any case I noticed that Cirno tried to do an actual Star Wars reference with the cutting off the hand kind of deal.

Wymar

Obligatory image manip.

That being said, Cirno looks less and less like a victim who wants to exact revenge and more and more like a villain. (Link does definitively not lead to TvTropes and will therefore not eat your soul. I will not be held responsible for the loss of time, souls and/or both if you click on the link anyway.)

Person

Ooh, Sunny Milk, my favorite of the three~ And apparently, the three of them make seventeen... By the way, here's something completely unrelated. I have a group of friends and we nicknamed ourselves according to the three fairies XD I'm Sunny Milk, though our Star Sapphire is the leader.

Dizzy H. Muffin

@Wymar: This isn't a whole lot different from Cirno's ingame behavior. And really, she was never meant to be that sympathetic, I suppose.

As for the other bit, KirbyM is way ahead of you.

Xaltwind

Oh Sunny Milk, you adorable little bundle of energy and enthusiasm~
Another fairly (har har, puns) humorous addition to the story, I rather enjoyed how Sunny just shows up and decides to be mid-boss-grief. *chuckles*

Wymar

Gogdammit KirbyM! Dx

DiMastine

has anyone done a picture of Tenshi as supergirl?

bp3500

After checking TVtropes, I am now somewhat inclined to start filling out the TVtropes page for Kimiko Muffin. It's there, just has nothing on it.

yet.

Wymar

Dibs in the very first epileptic tree of that page:
"KimikoMuffin is KirbyM"

Eheheheh. So silly it's not even funnywait what

AJS

"Sky fairy of lactose"........I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!