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CSA0549: Utsuho: Provide sound tactical advice.

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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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UTSUHO: So, um, y'know, you really gotta be really careful about stairs! I mean, uh, y'know, even though we can all fly and stuff. But you still really gotta be careful about stairs, cuz if you're just walking up them you might fall down and bump your head and stuff! And that would be bad! So yeah, if you ever find any stairs, even if you're not gonna go up or down them, and even if you're already at the bottom of them ...
YASORA: IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

UTSUHO: So, um, y'know, you really gotta be really careful about stairs! I mean, uh, y'know, even though we can all fly and stuff. But you still really gotta be careful about stairs, cuz if you're just walking up them you might fall down and bump your head and stuff! And that would be bad! So yeah, if you ever find any stairs, even if you're not gonna go up or down them, and even if you're already at the bottom of them ...
YASORA: IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

> Marisa, Alice, Nitori: FIRE EVERYTHING!

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Geoodees

To summarize...
DO NOT FALL DOWN STAIRS

Formica Archonis

DO NOT FALL DOWN STAIRS

Or up stairs.

Omegahugger

Or up stairs.

Or on stairs.

Geizt

She warned you about stairs, bro. She told you dog. She told you man! She told you about stairs.

Andyzero

Utsuho's a sweetheart, and not AS dumb as some depict her; but this is a surprising depth of psychological warfare coming from her.

The way I see it, +5 in Psychological Warfare is a Perk available to all Satori pets. Utsuho instinctively knows that describing her love life or talking about stairs will "help" the situation; she just doesn't know why. (The Dresden Files refers to this ability as "Intellectus.")

Wymar

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS SIS!!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG BIRD!

Saphyr

When I read Utsuho's lines, I keep imagining Fighter's voice in those 8-Bit Theatre dubs... I can't help it...

Wolf

So in other woders Utsuho found the two .gif pics known as Don't Fall down the stairs, and Don't fall up the stairs it seems. Although I have not seen the Don't fall on the stairs .gif as of yet, but I'm sure it does exist... eventually.

Shintear

Or on stairs.

Or through stairs. Unless you're into that sort of thing.