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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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MARISA: So ... who the hell are you, anyway? It's obviously not the hell-raven we're talkin' to.

YASORA: I am Yasora Kojiwa, the yatagarasu.

ALICE: Hmm, I was wondering when that would come up ...

YASORA: Did Yakumo ... really not think that my possession of that hell-raven was ...?

MARISA: Eh, she probably meant "sin" as in "worse than bad" kinda thing, but this was just, y'know, "bad."

ALICE: Yeah, you know, the kind of thing we can beat you up normally for. Assuming you're not going to come quietly.

YASORA: You must be joking. I've been trapped here in this body, aware but unable to do anything, for over eleven years, and you want me to just let her back in control the minute I have my taste of freedom? I deserve my time in the sun! And that bitch Yukari deserves to pay for doing this to me! And then the rest of Gensōkyō shall burn as well!

MARISA: Um, hey, I can understand wantin' to get back at Yukari, but don't bring everyone else into it!

YASORA: Do I look like I care about that!?

MARISA: So ... who the hell are you, anyway? It's obviously not the hell-raven we're talkin' to.

YASORA: I am Yasora Kojiwa, the yatagarasu.

ALICE: Hmm, I was wondering when that would come up ...

YASORA: Did Yakumo ... really not think that my possession of that hell-raven was ...?

MARISA: Eh, she probably meant "sin" as in "worse than bad" kinda thing, but this was just, y'know, "bad."

ALICE: Yeah, you know, the kind of thing we can beat you up normally for. Assuming you're not going to come quietly.

YASORA: You must be joking. I've been trapped here in this body, aware but unable to do anything, for over eleven years, and you want me to just let her back in control the minute I have my taste of freedom? I deserve my time in the sun! And that bitch Yukari deserves to pay for doing this to me! And then the rest of Gensōkyō shall burn as well!

MARISA: Um, hey, I can understand wantin' to get back at Yukari, but don't bring everyone else into it!

YASORA: Do I look like I care about that!?

MARISA: Yes. You do.

YASORA: ... what?

ALICE: What she means, or at least what I think she means, is that if you're going to use a "spray and pray" method for your revenge, it means that you'll have to fight through a lot of other people to get to her.

MARISA: Uh, yeah, exactly! Startin' with us!

YASORA: Oh for mysakes.

ALICE: On top of which, Yasora Kojiwa, you're saying you don't care about other people, immediately after complaining that you deserve something and expecting us to care?

YASORA: I meant I don't care about any of that because I can incinerate anyone who get in my way! -- Oh, shut up, you stupid raven!

MARISA: Yes. You do.

YASORA: ... what?

ALICE: What she means, or at least what I think she means, is that if you're going to use a "spray and pray" method for your revenge, it means that you'll have to fight through a lot of other people to get to her.

MARISA: Uh, yeah, exactly! Startin' with us!

YASORA: Oh for mysakes.

ALICE: On top of which, Yasora Kojiwa, you're saying you don't care about other people, immediately after complaining that you deserve something and expecting us to care?

YASORA: I meant I don't care about any of that because I can incinerate anyone who get in my way! -- Oh, shut up, you stupid raven!

> Reimu: Pass out due to spent life-force.

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lunaticSunrise

>Yasora: Continue to be in possession of faculties.
>MAlice: Switch to DIPLOMATIC MEANS.
>Cirno: Reference Sign [Heir Conditioning] (and inadvertently ruin all attempts of DIPLOMATIC MEANS)
>Yasora: Resist urge to throw away your faculties.

Khiash

> Aya: Compose scoop.
And since i'm sure you're sick of it, here it is again:
> Marisa: Cast Magic Missile at the darkness!

Tewi Inonymous

>Masha: Get up, get to work on your mushroom farm, and your Revenge.

Dizzy H. Muffin

> Server: unbork self while Muffin is asleep.
> Muffin: update strife.
> Muffin: pretend Tewi Inonymous isn't posting. ;V

Wymar

Whoha, who's that now? *totally knows who it's gonna be*

Wymar

Now that was an effing bad choice of words. Oh well

>Okuu: Be as distracting as possible

Formica Archonis

Alice: Tell Yasora that it would be really bad for her if UTSUHO did everything she could to BE REALLY ANNOYING.

Tewi Inonymous

> Muffin: pretend Tewi Inonymous isn't posting. ;V

Oh i figured you'd be doing that all along. :P
I'll just have to steal your passwords and update the site myself to get anything done, no biggie.

Sinjin

Kogasa: SUPRISE!

Jays@Bespoke

@Formica: Okuu probably won't get that. Too subtle.

JamesC

>Utsuho: NO! STUPID-HEAD! STUPID-HEAD! STUPID-HEAD (etc etc ad nauseum)

Redman

Alice: Try to logically work through this with Yasora and convince her to back down because if she overextends herself she is so fucked.
Marisa: Just get to beating her into the dirt because there is no other way this is going to go down.
Marisa: Anti-SHODAN Sign [Nah]

Formica Archonis

@Formica: Okuu probably won't get that. Too subtle.

True enough. Maybe she's due for a miracle, though.

Myrrh

Yasora: -- Oh Shut up you stupid raven!

Utsuho: STUPID-HEAD!
that's got quite epic :D

Wyrm

Why be subtle? It's not as if its a mystery to Yasora that she has a backseat driver.

> Alice: ... "Stupid raven"? Then Utsuho is still in there?
> Marisa: Oho! Being bugged by a bitchy bird, Yatsura?
> Yasora: That's "Yasora"! >:E
> Marisa: Talk to the hand. Hey, Utsuho! Wanna make Yatsura have a bad day? Talk about your lovey-dovey relationship with Cirno!
> Alice: Praise your girlfriend, Utsuho. Make Yatsu— Yasora understand how pitiful she is.
> Yasora: Oh, you so did NOT just give my passenger ideas!
> Utsuho: Okies! CIRNO IS DA GREATEST! CIRNO IS MY GIRLFRIEND AN' I LOVE 'ER SOOOO MUCH! I WANNA HUG HER AN' KISS HER AN'...
> Yasora: Haaaaateeeeee.... >>8EE

TechSY730

+100 to Wyrm's idea

Spirit Tsunami

Agreed. Having Marisa mess up Yasora's name is an especially fun idea.

BigB

yes yes it is.

Wolf

@Wyrm: That must be done so very much now. It might be a good excuse to see if Cirno would drop in on this mess or not.

Tewi Inonymous

I'd like to note, i consider being locked in utsho's head to be cruel and unusual punishment. And cannot morally condone any resolution that keeps yasora in there.

TechSY730

@Tewi Inonymous

Well its pretty much been explicitly stated several times that either Yasora has to be trapped with Utsuho in charge, or the other way around. Either way is a living hell, but there is nothing that can be done about it short of killing both of them (unless there is something none of the characters so far have realized).
Her fate has already been sealed.

Docteur Hartmann

Yasora: Time for an epic speech before attacking. Say: "Hi! I'm free, free to confront the little girl who banished me, Yukari. Hi, Everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, You'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum. Thanks for getting me out of there. By the way, I'm gonna have to kill you. (pause) I'll be right back with the traffic and weather together."

DiMastine

Aya: still need a front page photo sure to grab attention
scandal tech [unnecessary stripsearch] on team (8)

Jays@Bespoke

@Tech: Remember that Yasora is talking to the most skilled artificer in all of the Muffin-verse.

>Alice: Realize you could probably avoid a nuclear winter by offering to make Yasora a new body. It wouldn't be magic capable, but it would be better than living in Okuu's head.
>Satori: Spring your cunning trap.

Jays@Bespoke

Disclaimer: current and previous posts brought to you by too much Ghost In The Shell.

>Nitori: Build Ghost-Dubbing Machine. Cut & Paste Yasora's mind into a new body.
(If it's impossible in the real world and in the fiction it came from, surely it must be even easier to make in Gensokyo than Optic Camo!)

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