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UTSUHO: Does this mean I'll have to eat ... um ... food for crows? Or, uh, for yatagarasu?
YASORA: Heh, no. This is your body, not mine. I'm VERY much aware of that.
UTSUHO: So, you've ... been here the whole time?
YASORA: Yep. For the past almost-two-years, ever since you consumed my body, I've been here in the back of your mind. I haven't been awake for all of it, because I couldn't possibly stand it, but ...
UTSUHO: Oh. Uh ... You don't like us, do you?
YASORA: Hah! No. Especially that stupid fairy.
UTSUHO: H-hey! Cirno's nice! A-and ...
YASORA: Yeah, yeah ... but time out for a second. No matter what happens, we're stuck with each other. We might as well try to make things run as smoothly for each other as possible.
UTSUHO: You mean as smoothly for YOU as possible, right!?
YASORA: How ... uncharacteristically perceptive of you.
UTSUHO: AHA! So I was right!
YASORA: W-what!? No, that's not what I meant, you idiot!

UTSUHO: Does this mean I'll have to eat ... um ... food for crows? Or, uh, for yatagarasu?
YASORA: Heh, no. This is your body, not mine. I'm VERY much aware of that.
UTSUHO: So, you've ... been here the whole time?
YASORA: Yep. For the past almost-two-years, ever since you consumed my body, I've been here in the back of your mind. I haven't been awake for all of it, because I couldn't possibly stand it, but ...
UTSUHO: Oh. Uh ... You don't like us, do you?
YASORA: Hah! No. Especially that stupid fairy.
UTSUHO: H-hey! Cirno's nice! A-and ...
YASORA: Yeah, yeah ... but time out for a second. No matter what happens, we're stuck with each other. We might as well try to make things run as smoothly for each other as possible.
UTSUHO: You mean as smoothly for YOU as possible, right!?
YASORA: How ... uncharacteristically perceptive of you.
UTSUHO: AHA! So I was right!
YASORA: W-what!? No, that's not what I meant, you idiot!

UTSUHO: The one saying idiot is the idiot!
YASORA: Um.
UTSUHO: Anyway, I wasn't having any problems until Yukari did that thing where I can hear you now! You should just go asleep forever!
YASORA: Look ... all I meant was that not having a body was frustrating enough. I think it wouldn't be that hard to compromise on certain things.
UTSUHO: Oh yeah!? Well if you don't leave me alone I'm gonna go and be cute with Cirno!
YASORA: ... I'm impressed. Not only is that the most ridiculous threat I've ever heard in my entire existence, it's also one of the most effective for my circumstances.
UTSUHO: ... What?
YASORA: ... mmmgh. You also haven't even thought about asking what it is I actually want.

UTSUHO: The one saying idiot is the idiot!
YASORA: Um.
UTSUHO: Anyway, I wasn't having any problems until Yukari did that thing where I can hear you now! You should just go asleep forever!
YASORA: Look ... all I meant was that not having a body was frustrating enough. I think it wouldn't be that hard to compromise on certain things.
UTSUHO: Oh yeah!? Well if you don't leave me alone I'm gonna go and be cute with Cirno!
YASORA: ... I'm impressed. Not only is that the most ridiculous threat I've ever heard in my entire existence, it's also one of the most effective for my circumstances.
UTSUHO: ... What?
YASORA: ... mmmgh. You also haven't even thought about asking what it is I actually want.

UTSUHO: Well what DO you wanna do, huh!? I bet you'll just make up stupid stuff!
YASORA: The way this conversation has been going, I can't possibly make up any "stuff" that's more stupid than ... mmph.
UTSUHO: What!?
YASORA: Okay, seriously ... I've never had to control myself this much before. I hope we don't have to get into a big huge argument every single time we try to talk ...
UTSUHO: And whose fault is THAT!? I mean, what have I done!?
YASORA: Well ... you're the one who ate me.
UTSUHO: So!? I mean, uh, it wasn't my fault!
YASORA: ... Setting that aside, the way you're treating me isn't very nice either.
UTSUHO: Well I'm gonna be so great and awesome and lovable that everyone will think I'm more awesome and great and memorable than you!
YASORA: ... Flat what.

UTSUHO: Well what DO you wanna do, huh!? I bet you'll just make up stupid stuff!
YASORA: The way this conversation has been going, I can't possibly make up any "stuff" that's more stupid than ... mmph.
UTSUHO: What!?
YASORA: Okay, seriously ... I've never had to control myself this much before. I hope we don't have to get into a big huge argument every single time we try to talk ...
UTSUHO: And whose fault is THAT!? I mean, what have I done!?
YASORA: Well ... you're the one who ate me.
UTSUHO: So!? I mean, uh, it wasn't my fault!
YASORA: ... Setting that aside, the way you're treating me isn't very nice either.
UTSUHO: Well I'm gonna be so great and awesome and lovable that everyone will think I'm more awesome and great and memorable than you!
YASORA: ... Flat what.

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Wolf

>Yasora: With the way things stand you're stuck with me kid. Although if you do go and play with your girlfriend Cirno it'll help me out by annoying Satori. So in the end that's more like a hollow threat for me.

>Utsuho: ~Unyu?

Shiningbolt

Utsuho: Challenge Yasora to a Danmaku battle. There's no way you'll like the idea. Yasora already said it was your body anyways.

Netto Takashi

"You also haven't even thought about asking what it is I actually want."

I did! I thought of that!

& Okuu: Think about asking her what it is she actually wants

Netto Takashi

...how did I get "&" and ">" confused?? Stupid argle argle...

Charon

>Utsuho: Nu-uh! I've totally thought about... uh... whatever that thing you just said was...
Nevermind! I'm gonna go ask Cirno what I should do about you!

DiMastine

Utsuho: sing dead skunk in the middle of the road till you tire of it.

Spirit Tsunami

Nice stealth update.

Also, it's almost too easy now. Seriously, "Land of Frost and Frogs"? That's just begging to be Touhouized--it practically belongs to Cirno already.

Netto Takashi

@Spirit Tsunami
What in Gensokyo are you talking about?? First, the update wasn't a "stealth update," the "hey, I've updated" comment is back on page 1. Second...I see no mention of a Land of Frost and Frogs anywhere around here (though I agree that Cirno would totally be its queen).

Formica Archonis

DiMastine

Utsuho: sing dead skunk in the middle of the road till you tire of it.

Utsuho Reiuji III?

Wolf

It looks like there is only 50 comments before it goes over to another page it would seem. I honestly didn't know about that until I posted after the update. So this wasn't really a stealth update, just stuff pushed the notice back a page makiing look like a stelath update. I hope that makes some kind of sense.

In any case:

>Utsuho: Why should I care what you want anyways, besides there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>Yasora: Fool you underestamate me I can pretty much nag you to do what I want 24/7, but I wanted to be nice and compromise since I don't want you any more borken than you already are.

>Ustuho: ~Unyu?

>Yasora: That's exactly what I'm talking about. *sigh* How did I get eaten by someone that can be considered as an Alternate member for Team ⑨ is beyond me.

Kimiko Muffin

25, actually. I forgot to make a blog-post and stuff about it.

Kimiko Muffin

And on that note: 'nother update!

Wolf

>Yasora: I should of just kept you under my control while you slept since it was easier to move around and work.

>Utsuho: Ah! So you're the reason why Satori broadsided me that one night. So with that note I'm not helping you.

>Yasora: Fine then I'll just keep nagging you until you actually decide to listen to me then. In any case no one else, but probably Satori, can hear my voice you know. So if you want someone to blame for your current situation blame Yukari.

>Utsuho: ~Unyu?

Omegahugger

Go for it, Utsuho! You can do it! We're all rooting for you!

Show that nasty-wasty yatagarasu who's the boss!

Wymar

Seems to me that a regular "What." wasn't enough for Yasora. *Turns on the newly shaded lamp*

>Yasora: "Listen. I'm far older and much more experienced than you are. I can help you how to become more powerful than you already are. With my wisdom and your... "lovableness" we can achieve anything! So just freaking cooperate with me, will you?"

Wolf

Well it seems that we're pretty much having the troubble of a god of above average intelligence talking to something along the line of a ⑨ here.

>Yasora: You know if you didn't eat me at all you'd still be a Stage 1 Boss Mid-Boss. I'm now actually asking for compensation of me helping you at that time.

>Utsuho: ~Unyu?

>Yasora: You know if you helped me out here we'd probablly become the only Stage 6 Boss to actually obtain Ex- status. So join me Utsuho so we can run all of Gensokyo as Yatagarasu and Hell Raven.

>Utsuho: Will I be able to still have snuggle times with Cirno?

>Yasora: If that's what it takes for you to work with me here, then why not.

Arcc

> Utsuho: HAH! Now you see that evil will never triumph, because good is. . . good is. . . um. . . Unyu? I forget what it's supposed to be. A-anyway, you tasted funny!

BigB

You tasted funny!

Most epic saying evar.

-ED

> Okuu: Wait, if eating you gave me your powers and also haunted me with your soul, then eating something else that is magical will haunt me with it as well! So I just need to eat something REALLY ANNOYING to you, and you'll be bothered for all eternity!

King_Rule

@-ED

You mean she should eat cirno? Wait a minute, Cold Fusion, Finally. Though that would end all the kisses and snuggles.

MWchase

Perhaps a Yu⑨ri? I can imagine Muffin not wanting to go down that road, though. The yukkuri fanon sort of frightens me.

("Their innards are delicious! It is especially enjoyable to suck them out while the yukkuri is still alive, as the cries of pain add to the experience." <- Not an actual quote, but really, could you tell?)

MWchase

Oh damn. Forgot to escape that angle bracket. Sorry.

Emperor Dodd

I love how she actually says the "flat" in Flat What
(Standard TVTropes warning here)

Beta-Maxis

Control herself? She sounds like the ancient Greek gods: spoiled brats with superpowers, that don't WANT to learn to be mature and just do whatever they/she wants.

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