Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
You are UTSUHO REIUJI, also known as OKUU. You are a HELL RAVEN. Recently, after consuming the corpse of a YATAGARASU, you gained the power of MANIPULATION OF NUCLEAR FISSION AND FUSION, and gained a CONTROL ROD which helps you enhance and focus this power. Taking it off will not cause you to have a MELTDOWN, because you're not a NUCLEAR REACTOR and that would just be stupid and dangerous.
You live in the PALACE OF EARTH SPIRITS, and you are a pet belonging to SATORI KOMEIJI, a SATORI with a penchant for taking in animals in the UNDERGROUND beneath GENSŌKYŌ, and raising them until, unlike most of the UNDERGROUND'S DENIZENS, they are both SAPIENT and feel LOVE for her rather than REVULSION over the fact that, with her THIRD EYE, she can READ HEARTS AND MINDS. With your newfound power, you have created a NUCLEAR REACTOR known as the SUBTERRANEAN SUN at the bottom of the FORMER HELL OF BLAZING FIRES. Said fires were rekindled in the process.
Your plans for today were to attempt to CONQUER THE WORLD using your newfound power. You thus kept out of SATORI's way, since she would have figured out your entire plan just by being in the same room. However, you were beaten up by two HUMANS: a SHRINE MAIDEN and a WITCH, who were attracted by GEYSERS which formed as a side effect of the NUCLEAR REACTOR's creation and then got filled with EVIL SPIRITS released by your good-friend and fellow-pet RIN "ORIN" KANEBYOU, who was concerned about you. If that wasn't enough, SATORI then confiscated your THIRD LEG and sent you to your room without DINNER. Honestly, this result is a bit of a relief, all things considered.
It is DECEMBER of 2007, which is the year 123 by GENSŌKYŌ's calendar (which places year 0 as the year the HAKUREI BORDER went up in AD 1884). What will you do first?