Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
Along with sapience, via WEIRD MAGIC SHIT, you appear to have gained some other knowledge -- enough to function in the YOUKAI equivalent of civilization, in fact. This includes a reasonable grasp of the JAPANESE and ENGLISH languages. Most of the other knowledge seems to be distorted and/or confused, however. All you know for sure is that until just now, you were a mindless little MUSHROOM, but you have now become a YOUKAI. You are also aware that there were a bunch of people you could send COMMANDS to, but now you can't. Reasoning that an intelligent being must have a name, you decide to name yourself! No, you aren't going to ask for advice from anyone else! You're going to come up with a name for yourself all on your own!
You are now MASHA KINOKO. You are not precisely a TSUKUMOGAMI, though you came into existence by a similar mechanism; it is more accurate to say that you are a MUSHROOM YOUKAI. You had no plans for today, because you had no mind until just now. You were previously able to influence the actions of several other beings in and around the FOREST OF MAGIC, and you think that the mechanism for doing this may have involved SPIRITS of some sort, but it's rather vague; not only are you now MASHA KINOKO, one could say that you always have been.
What will you do first?