Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
You are now REIMU HAKUREI. You are a HUMAN, and the only living member of the HAKUREI CLAN. Your job is that of SHRINE MAIDEN, and as your name suggests, you maintain the HAKUREI SHRINE. Your job is to perform the many RITUALS necessary to maintain the HAKUREI BORDER, engage in JANITORIAL WORK for the purpose of maintaining the SHRINE itself, and of course YOUKAI "EXTERMINATION" whenever there is an INCIDENT. Your skill in the latter has made you a LEGEND.
You hardly ever get any DONATIONS, although they've begun to trickle in a little bit more now that you've started actually paying for goods and services. While a SHRINE MAIDEN traditionally retires upon MARRIAGE, there is nobody either to recieve the title when you leave, nor whom you're particularly interested in marrying, and in any event nobody wants a (human) woman after she turns 25, so it looks like you're going to be in this for the long haul.
Any further summary of the current INCIDENT would be redundant, but you're beginning to think of MIMA and YUKARI as being rather ... tiresome. You're aware that today is the beginning of something really excellent for MARISA and ALICE, so you're willing to give them a little leeway -- hell, if anyone deserves a break, it's MARISA -- but you're starting to feel like MARISA's running a little bit tardy. It's not long enough for you to worry, but maybe you ought to shoot her a buzz.
What will you do first?