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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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You are now REIMU HAKUREI. You are a HUMAN, and the only living member of the HAKUREI CLAN. Your job is that of SHRINE MAIDEN, and as your name suggests, you maintain the HAKUREI SHRINE. Your job is to perform the many RITUALS necessary to maintain the HAKUREI BORDER, engage in JANITORIAL WORK for the purpose of maintaining the SHRINE itself, and of course YOUKAI "EXTERMINATION" whenever there is an INCIDENT. Your skill in the latter has made you a LEGEND.

You hardly ever get any DONATIONS, although they've begun to trickle in a little bit more now that you've started actually paying for goods and services. While a SHRINE MAIDEN traditionally retires upon MARRIAGE, there is nobody either to recieve the title when you leave, nor whom you're particularly interested in marrying, and in any event nobody wants a (human) woman after she turns 25, so it looks like you're going to be in this for the long haul.

Any further summary of the current INCIDENT would be redundant, but you're beginning to think of MIMA and YUKARI as being rather ... tiresome. You're aware that today is the beginning of something really excellent for MARISA and ALICE, so you're willing to give them a little leeway -- hell, if anyone deserves a break, it's MARISA -- but you're starting to feel like MARISA's running a little bit tardy. It's not long enough for you to worry, but maybe you ought to shoot her a buzz.

What will you do first?

> Reimu: Quickly retrieve alms from donation box.

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Arcc

>Reimu: Check your Paypal.

Darklights

Reimu: Get Suiko to watch the shrine for you while you deal with the incident.

Darklights

Reimu: Get Suiko to watch the shrine for you while you deal with the incident.

Naughty Eirin

Okay, I'll do the honors this time.

> Reimu: Retrieve arms from donation box.

ZeiAkabane

>Reimu: Retrieve donation box from arms. (..if that can work.)
or if above doesn't work
>Reimu: Solve some damn incidents.

-ED

Reimu: Quickly reveal armpits.

Hartmann

>Reimu: Retrieve donation box from arms.

Anonymous

Reimu: Quickly retrieve arms from shrine

Wyrm

> Reimu: Retrieve arms from donation box.

You see some goofball has decided a pair of mannequin arms would make a good donation, instead of actual monies.

Digara

Reimu: Retrieve and equip incident solving arms from donation box.

Young Demon Lord

> Reimu: Quickly retrieve alms from donation box.

No, that's not a typo. I mean every word of that as written. I'm not Japanese; I do not confuse my r's and l's.

;-)

Bocaj

Very yes.

>Reimu: Quickly retrieve alms from donation box.

>Reimu: What do you know about the on-going incident?

Saiai

Reimu: Stop being so stuffy and mature. :<

Formica Archonis

Reimu: Retrieve arms from donation box. Hopefully someone donated a grenade launcher or something.

Anonymous

>Reimu: Go feed Genji. It's been seven years since you ever gave him any attention (Or something to eat). Plus, the pond he lives in turned into a hot spring because of the geyser incident, so he's probably boiled.

chimi

Let's split the difference, then.

> Reimu: Retrieve arms from Genji. The donation box only has mini-Suikas.

Kharne

Count me in on this one!

> Reimu: Quickly retrieve alms from donation box.

-ED

@Young Demon Lord: Very clever.

Zemyla

I'm jumping on the bandwagon, since I love a good pun more than most people.

> Reimu: Quickly retrieve alms from donation box.

PriffyViole

> Quickly retrieve arms from behind your back.

Beta Maxis

Cake Eater reference?