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CSA0136: Nitori: Check breathing monitor.

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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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The software you wrote for your status screen always becomes ridiculously cumbersome when you want to narrow it down to something specific. (The word "CUCUMBERSOME" enters your head, and then immediately leaves because it isn't the least bit welcome here.)

-Your LUNGS and WINDPIPE are in perfect working order. (You make a note to recalibrate it so that it will say this in as many words, instead of in fifty times as many words.)

-The air you are breathing is the usual mix of OXYGEN, NITROGEN, ARGON, CARBON DIOXIDE, and MISCELLANEOUS.

-The MISCELLANEOUS in this case includes extra bits you'd expect to find in the FOREST OF MAGIC, which, as you've said before, is the usual FOREST stuff, plus unusual MAGIC stuff.

-It's a mixture of degenerate plant matter; fungal spores and living plant matter; various microorganisms which are harmless to you because you're a YOUKAI; any of the above except magically-charged, and harmless to you because you have an IMMUNE SYSTEM; and generic MAGICAL PARTICLES.

Hmm. It's clear that figuring out Yukari's crazy non-hint is going to involve using some actual brainpower. That, or guesswork, and, well ...

 -IMAGINATION ESTABLISHED-
NITORI: Hey, Yukari! Is the cause of the Incident an [INSERT CORRECT ANSWER HERE]?
YUKARI: I won't tell you if you're right or wrong until you tell me how you figured it out!
NITORI: Uh ... lucky guess?
YUKARI: Oops! Call me again when you've actually thought about it!
 -IMAGINATION CLOSED-

-IMAGINATION ESTABLISHED-
NITORI: Hey, Yukari! Is the cause of the Incident an [INSERT CORRECT ANSWER HERE]?
YUKARI: I won't tell you if you're right or wrong until you tell me how you figured it out!
NITORI: Uh ... lucky guess?
YUKARI: Oops! Call me again when you've actually thought about it!
-IMAGINATION CLOSED-

> Nitori: Find someone else to prank.

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