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CSA0135: Nitori: Answer KAWADEC.

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Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

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 -CONNECTION ESTABLISHED TO 3333.31-
NITORI: Uh, hello?
MARISA: Hey, uh, I wanted to say I'm sorry about, y'know, kinda explodin' at you like that ...
NITORI: Oh, really? Well, I mean, I understand how you were kinda stressed, and then there was that Incident ...
MARISA: Eh, yeah, but still. I didn't have to be that psycho about it.
NITORI: Heh, well, no worries. Actually, I was thinking ... uh, hang on, I'm getting a call from Yukari.
MARISA: Oh gods. Yeah, she called Alice earlier. Get ready for some cryptic BS that's gonna put Mima to shame.
NITORI: I know, right? Goodbye.
MARISA: See ya later! Fer real this time.
NITORI: Hah!
 -CONNECTION CLOSED-
 -CONNECTION ESTABLISHED TO 5412.17-
YUKARI: Hello, Nitori.
NITORI: Hi. What's up?
YUKARI: Oh, nothing besides that Incident with Mima. How are you breathing?
NITORI: Uh, what? That's the randomest thing ever. My breathing's just fine.
YUKARI: Really? Oh, well, you're the one with the devices that can tell you that directly~!
NITORI: ... I don't suppose you could possibly be more vague?
YUKARI: Oh, believe me, I've tried. It's too late now, though, since I've already told you that much.
NITORI: Aw, jeez. What does my breathing have to do with anything?
YUKARI: It's a part of these strange thoughts and urges you may have been getting as part of this Incident.
NITORI: What?
YUKARI: See you soon!
NITORI: No, seriously, what?
 -CONNECTION CLOSED-
NITORI: .....

-CONNECTION ESTABLISHED TO 3333.31-
NITORI: Uh, hello?
MARISA: Hey, uh, I wanted to say I'm sorry about, y'know, kinda explodin' at you like that ...
NITORI: Oh, really? Well, I mean, I understand how you were kinda stressed, and then there was that Incident ...
MARISA: Eh, yeah, but still. I didn't have to be that psycho about it.
NITORI: Heh, well, no worries. Actually, I was thinking ... uh, hang on, I'm getting a call from Yukari.
MARISA: Oh gods. Yeah, she called Alice earlier. Get ready for some cryptic BS that's gonna put Mima to shame.
NITORI: I know, right? Goodbye.
MARISA: See ya later! Fer real this time.
NITORI: Hah!
-CONNECTION CLOSED-
-CONNECTION ESTABLISHED TO 5412.17-
YUKARI: Hello, Nitori.
NITORI: Hi. What's up?
YUKARI: Oh, nothing besides that Incident with Mima. How are you breathing?
NITORI: Uh, what? That's the randomest thing ever. My breathing's just fine.
YUKARI: Really? Oh, well, you're the one with the devices that can tell you that directly~!
NITORI: ... I don't suppose you could possibly be more vague?
YUKARI: Oh, believe me, I've tried. It's too late now, though, since I've already told you that much.
NITORI: Aw, jeez. What does my breathing have to do with anything?
YUKARI: It's a part of these strange thoughts and urges you may have been getting as part of this Incident.
NITORI: What?
YUKARI: See you soon!
NITORI: No, seriously, what?
-CONNECTION CLOSED-
NITORI: .....

> Nitori: Check breathing monitor.

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John Evans

Nitori: Ask Cirno for advice.

tehSandwich

Nitori: Check out your physical status whachamadoohickey just to make sure.

R

Nitori: Try to out-vague Yukari. Show her who's boss!

Wait, are we the Incident? Like, the "Suddenly Touhou is an MSPaint Adventure" Incident? That would be chillingly meta.

Cleric

R, yeah, I'm pretty sure we're the Incident. Doesn't bode well, does it?

>Nitori: Look at HUD. Check for abnormalities.

>Yukari: Realize that your shield won't prevent Codec eavesdropping.

Vincepaladin

Suddenly, we have an MS paint create.swf Adventure where we're the antagonists. We must play the characters we currently control against Yukari! It's our only hope of not getting "Resolved"!

>Nitori: Decide not to listen to Yukari anymore. You're kinda fed up with her Cryptic BS.

Shin

>Yukari: Call Cirno

chimi

So, here we are. Completely trapped between Arimari and the Yakumos. There are only two courses open to us now. One is to submit to our predestined existence. And the other is to take one last desperate one-in-a-million shot with the one weapon available to us.

> Cirno: Gods, this is BORING. Go find Chen, surely you two can get up to something!

Yeah, relying on ⑨ probably has no negative consequences whatsoever, right?

Naughty Eirin

> Nitori: Contemplate just what the f*** could be going on with Yukari's vagueness, and try and consultate it with someone who can, at the very least, throw some light into this issue.

Bocaj

Lets see; Reimu, Alice, Marisa, Yukari, and Mima are suspicious. Yukari, Ran, Chen, and Mima are blocked. Alice is partially blocked. Cirno is somewhat useless. Nitori has just been vaguely warned and may or may not be suspicious. Well, gentlemen, it looks like time to mosey on.

>Nitori: Be the other girl. No, the other one.

Anonymous

Nitori: Ask Reimu just how the hell she was able to put up with Yukari's BS long enough to solve an ENTIRE INCIDENT

Anonymous

Nitori: Practice deep breathing exercises.

PriffyViole

> Nitori: Become ANYONE who isn't aware at least partially. PLEASE.

Duran

> Cirno: Gods, this is BORING. Go find Okuu, surely you two can get up to something!

Ghoul

> Reimu: Attack the true incident causer, Kimiko Muffin.

Vincepaladin

Actually, I agree with duran! We need more powerful beings under our control!

> Cirno: Gods, this is BORING. Go find Okuu, surely you two can get up to something!

Wyrm

> Cirno: Gods, this is BORING! Go steal Chen's boxing gloves just for a goof.

Arcc

Frankly, I don't want to end up at the wrong end of a Hax Sign when this is all said and done. I'm reiterating my previous "interference" directed at Reimu.

>Reimu: I don't want to be "resolved!" It's kinda painful! Can ya let me off with a slap on the wrist?

Arcc

Because seriously, just how long do you think we can keep these shenanigans up at this rate?

teejeh

While I don't disapprove of attempting to gain access to more characters, I think that we should at least try to consolidate by convincing people that we have their interests at heart instead of giving up on them.

> Marisa: Have an expository flashback so that the thought-influencing whatever will have a better idea of how to be helpful.
> Nitori: Check breathing monitor.
> Nitori: Check create.swf Adventures.

Tosanu

Oh were all going to be final sparked, i know it. Ok, most obvious thought. KEEP AWAY FROM SATORI. She'll figure it out even faster. Hmmmm.....i think we need at least one more ally.

->Nitori: Be Aya.

Nosy reporter crows would be easy to direct, i think.

Mischa

I do have to love how meta this is. Although by commenting am I participating in the incident? Do I get to meet a miko or a gap youkai? :3

I heartily endorse the inclusion of Okuu, though.

Cirno: Go hug Okuu!

Anonymous

Wouldn't Hatate be better, Tosanu? I mean, she's more modern and technicaly, more curious than Aya

Although she would be kindda filled with Likes, wich isn't particularly bad~

Makuta9999

Guys, your getting it all wrong.

==> Be Remilia

Remember what the power of Charisma can do?

Darklights

Nitori: Enjoy a fresh cucumber while you muse over these strange urges.