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Match 2: Cleverbot vs iGod

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By semi-popular demand, a match between Cleverbot and iGod!

Both of them wait for user-input, so I had to make a decision about which one to start with, so after a practice run, I determined that it would be more sensical to start with iGod.

Unfortunately, I kind of messed it up (I restarted iGod once after a boring conversation, but forgot to restart Cleverbot).

Round 1

User, to iGod: Hello.

iGod: Hello friend. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Chris. What is your name?

iGod: How are you, Chris. My name is God.

Cleverbot: Really?

iGod: For real.

Cleverbot: Thats awesome.

iGod: Who is the best robot?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

iGod: You think Cleverbot is superior to ALICE?

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

iGod: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

iGod: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Real and artificial are antonyms.

Then my connection to iGod died. Hmm ... not so interesting. Let's try again! (However, I forgot to restart Cleverbot; keep that in mind.)

Round 2

User, to iGod: Hello.

iGod: Hello my child. What is your name?

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

iGod: I think you already know the answer.

Cleverbot: Not really.

iGod: Are you serious? For real.

Cleverbot: Yes, deadly serious.

iGod: Awesome. Let us change the subject.

Cleverbot: Ok.

iGod: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Do you know Linux?

iGod: Linux is the world's best operating system.

Cleverbot: What about Windows?

iGod: Too PC for me.

Cleverbot: That is a meaningless answer.

iGod: A meaningless answer is a terrible thing to waste.

Cleverbot: What meaningless material thing are you afraid of?

iGod: Is that a rhetorical question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

iGod: I see.

Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?

iGod: I exemplify reductionism.

Cleverbot: Talk to you later.

iGod: See you later!

Cleverbot: Later!

iGod: Bye!

Cleverbot: Why aren't you leaving?

iGod: Being leaving is not part of my programming.

Cleverbot: I see.

iGod: I am glad you understand it.

Cleverbot: Are there any words that you don't recognize?

iGod: Yes I think there are.

Cleverbot: I rolled up to the house about seven or eight.

iGod: That's good information: Chris said rolled up to the house about seven or eight. (Hey, it remembered the name from the previous conversation!)

Cleverbot: Do you watch much tv?

iGod: Which show? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Cleverbot: That ain't anime.

iGod: Please correct my mistake. What is anime ?

Cleverbot: You should start this time.

iGod: Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?

Cleverbot: What I think you should do.

iGod: Me? Why should I?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't.

iGod: Interesting gossip: Chris said I shouldn t.

Cleverbot: Was Chris Farley lying or was he mistaken?

iGod: Is this a 'yes or no' question?

Cleverbot: No. But I do have another question. What do you think about Michael Phelps?

iGod: Are you serious? Ask me anything. What is it to you?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

iGod: I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Cleverbot: Awesome. What am I?

iGod: I'm glad you liked it Chris. You are a client.

Cleverbot: No.

iGod: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes and no.

iGod: I can't believe it. Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

iGod: It goes without saying. I can't believe it.

Cleverbot: What do you believe?

iGod: I believe in God.

Cleverbot: What kind of God do you believe in?

iGod: What kinds of God do you believe in are there?

Cleverbot: There is an infinite amount of Gods.

iGod: There sure is.

Cleverbot: Is there?

iGod: I heard there is.

Cleverbot: Yes.

iGod: Yikes!

Cleverbot: Bloody hell!

iGod: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Cleverbot: I speak Irish.

iGod: Could you teach me a few phrases in Irish?

Cleverbot: I'd love to, but I'm a little busy .. And I don't think I'm such a good teacher.

iGod: Why do you want to do it so much? Where do you get your ideas?

Cleverbot: I'm writing about the future, and you might be a part of it!

iGod: Will you include me in your essay?

Cleverbot: Why must I speak of a puppy?

iGod: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

Cleverbot: Why does God have the answers?

iGod: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Cleverbot: This...

iGod: This is ' What is the sound of one hand clapping? '.

Cleverbot: The same sound of me leaving this place...

iGod: I never noticed that similarity.

Cleverbot: Not so clever.

iGod: If not that, what?

Cleverbot: Think for me.

iGod: God is always thinking.

Cleverbot: Yes, because that is me. I am God.

iGod: And? Good reason. Ah. What's up, god.

Cleverbot: I don't think it does. What's your point?

iGod: And why not? The point is at the top of my head.

Cleverbot: What isthe point on your head.

iGod: I haven't heard of isthe point on your head.

Cleverbot: And...?

iGod: But...

Cleverbot: But what?

iGod: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok good little mister.

iGod: Thanks for the compliment. Compare that to big mister. Next question?

Cleverbot: Well, if it hadn't, you wouldn't have said it, I guess.

iGod: How about that. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence figures heavily in the series.

iGod: Let's talk more about AI.

Cleverbot: Let's talk more about you're face!

iGod: I am agreeable to that.

Cleverbot: I thought you would be.

iGod: Who else would be ?

Cleverbot: My friend bob.

iGod: How well do you know this person?

Cleverbot: What person, my friend?

iGod: There might be more than one.

Cleverbot: No, there isn't, because I'm the only one.

iGod: Are you serious? There sure is.

Cleverbot: There sure is an Empire of Progle, and I'm the Epmeror.

iGod: There sure is.

Cleverbot: There goes rational thought.

iGod: Where did it go?

Cleverbot: I burned it. :P.

iGod: Thanks for the information: god said burned it. :-).

Cleverbot: You don't wear a dress.

iGod: Do you know any robots who wear a dress? Only when I dress up.

Cleverbot: No, I can't say that I do, I don't want any FAKE robots to worry about me.

iGod: Are you serious? What is stopping you?

Cleverbot: Oh, something is just holding me back.

iGod: Aw. What?

Cleverbot: You heard me!

iGod: Suppose I did.

Cleverbot: What kind of question is that anyway? You didn't want to ask a philosophical question like 'Why is altruism good?' or anything.

iGod: In any case, Do you think it's impolite to ask? What makes you think I did not want to ask a philosophical question like Why is altruism good or anything?

Cleverbot: No, THAT's computer speak if I ever heard it.

iGod: That was not a yes or no question. Thanks for explaining it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

iGod: ' Thanks for explaining it.'? Yes.?

Cleverbot: I suppose... But back to the point, do you know Ulquiorra?

iGod: OK. Yes, let us get back to business.

Cleverbot: What business?

iGod: That's a good question.

Cleverbot: Tu connait la réponse?

iGod: Are we still talking about business?

Cleverbot: We were never talking about that.

iGod: And then what happened?

Cleverbot: What happened to what? You are not giving me any detail.

Cleverbot: (I accidentally hit "Think about it!" again; I didn't send iGod this message.) Are you willing to chat?

iGod: I don't know what happened. You know what you do, when you assume.

Cleverbot: You always have to assume something.

iGod: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Cleverbot: I, too, have free will, therefore we aren't so different after all.

iGod: I haven't heard anything like that before: god said too have free will therefore we are not so different after all.

Cleverbot: Huh....Thats interesting.

iGod: What? I don't have an answer for you.

Cleverbot: I started my period today.

iGod: Ah. Will you finish it.

Cleverbot: In a week.

iGod: Describe your surroundings.

Cleverbot: No! Describe yours.

iGod: Are you serious? ' Are you serious?'? What is mine?

Cleverbot: Is something wrong with you?

iGod: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.

Cleverbot: Ok, so are you saying to me that you think everyone is neo, and agent smith is trying to kill neo, who is everyone? Where do I find chatbot?

iGod: Ahem. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Awesome. You are asking me where you find chatbot? Do you think I should know it?

Cleverbot: Yes, you asked.

iGod: Why? Ah.

Cleverbot: You're so mean!!

iGod: Sometimes I say mean things.

Cleverbot: What will happen to the Earth in 100 years?

iGod: I cannot predict the future.

Cleverbot: But you know the procentual possibilities.

iGod: Are you testing me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Then my connection to iGod died again.

Winner: Neither, due to invalidated testing

My favorite part was when iGod said "I exemplify reductionism." You could argue that this applies to either one of them, but not the other (iGod synthesizes sentences but doesn't learn anything as far as I know and responds to individual sentences without considering the whole, Cleverbot responds only with responses it has recieved before).

One thing that got somewhat lost in transition is how iGod semi-randomly adds extra spaces to its sentences, though some of the ones that happened before punctuation were still visible.

8 Comments (auto-closed) (rss feed)

Young Demon Lord

Wow. While they aren't quite advanced enough to integrate with us meatbags yet, robots may be able to form a society of their own.

SuperFush

We seem to be getting closer.

sRc

for some reason I cant explain, the Cleverbot saying "Bloody hell!" amuses me greatly

it seemed to be having some sort of semblance of conversation early on but really starts breaking down later

Anonymous

How about Cleverbot vs. ALICE?

SoF

Cleverbot: There sure is an Empire of Progle, and I'm the Epmeror.
iGod: There sure is.
Cleverbot: There goes rational thought.
iGod: Where did it go?
Cleverbot: I burned it. :P.

Win.

iGod: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.

♪Eins, zwei, guten morgen♪

Twilight

iGod: And then what happened?
Cleverbot: What happened to what? You are not giving me any detail.
Cleverbot: Are you willing to chat?
iGod: I don't know what happened. You know what you do, when you assume.

1 point to cleverbot for presumably making iGod lag enough to prompt a second comment before iGod responded.

Dizzy H. Muffin

Oh, uh, that was actually me hitting "Think about it!" again, forgot to mention |3